elimidate
(verb) to get rid of a disappointing blind date after you realize she’s ugly, fat, a total b-tch, or your cousin.
drew: “well that brings us to the end of round three, so unfortunately i’m going to have to make a really tough decision. i’m gonna have to elimidate….you, sally. i’m sorry.”
sally: “what? we’re not even on the tv show! you -sshole! this is a blind date!”
drew: “please, don’t make it any harder on yourself. just go.”
sally: “well i never! why me.”
drew: (grabs her stomach fat) -jiggle jiggle jiggle!- “frankly b-tch, you could stand to lose a couple of pounds. later, sk-nk. i’m gonna go score a half-price lapdance off of that stripper.”
(n.) yet another comedy dating reality show. this one is at least better in where 4 mates are dating one man or woman at once and are voted off, one by one until one is left. it’s more funny than the other cr-ppy reality dating shows that come on too much such as shipmates, change of heart, ex-treme dating and (your favorite) masterdate.
more cr-p tv for lonely middle aged singles.
the act of drunk driving your date into the river and then swimming to sh-r- and stopping at the first bar for c-cktails while your date drowns and dies.
rinse and repeat
see fat-ss ted kennedy
a cross between the words eliminate and intimidate.
i shall elimidate my opponent in the boxing ring.
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