Elisandra


a loud mexican. has many loves, many from the past now hate her. this animal can consume tons of alcohol & coffee. likes to sing randomly out loud. her habitat is quite messy. interacts quite often with an animal called an ariel. loves her black people. her mating calls could be heard all over world, all the way from denton to mexico. musically and artistically inclined. & defiantly loves futbol along with her fifa!
“d-mn look at son-of-a-b-tch elisandra run”

“gooooooooooooooool!”

did elisandra just call me a c-nt?

wow, that elisandra is so smart & beautiful…i want to grow up to be just like her.

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