elise johanson
elise is so f-cking hot
“omfg who is that hottie over thur?!”
“o, thats elise johanson”
elise johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh-t(hardy har har im in school…no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!
elise-“i’m going to take a sh-t on someones chest.”
me- “have fun, and remember follow your heart!”
coolest, hottest girl alive…plus quite good at h/u
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmm ummmm
elise…wat can i say bout this hot chik? she is off thy hiz my niz…ya!! she shall lay a sh-t on someones chest if they wanted, bc thats the kind of person she is!! wahooo elmer fudd= my life yo she likes guys who have diks growing out of their -sses!hhaha il her!
me- “hey elise, follow your heart and take a sh-t on someones chest!!”
elise- “shall do!!!”
an awesome girl that i never knew could be so shy…….. but i love her so much and not because of her looks………….because of who she is.
elise: lets have a chugging contest
me: ok but ill win
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