Elitist Hipster


hipsters (yeah, f-cking hipsters) who think they aren’t hipsters, because they are educated, rich, spoiled, pretty, and of course, better than hipsters. however, they are nothing but useless f-cking hipsters.
elitist hipster #1:”i hate hipsters, they are gross, drink beer, and they don’t shower.”

elitist hipster #2: “yeah, i bathe once a week to save water, because i’m an annoying piece of sh-t elitist hipster. p-ss the two buck chuck…..”

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