Elk Grove High School


a high school in elk grove, california. it’s full of hicks, and redneck jokes are taken completely offensively… because the jokes were made about them in the fist place.

its “future farmers of america” program has over a thousand members. that’ how much of a hick place it is. unlike the rest of the local high schools, this school is dominated by white people. not saying it’s a bad thing, as there are 2 other great high schools dominated by whites, however, the people here are rednecks in every sense of the word.

it also known for having a great football team. all of the local farmers watch every game since there’s nothing to do.
“dude, did you hear about the football coach over at elk grove high school? i heard he got death threats from old farmers for winning only half of their games, and he quit. yeah, the old coach before him had to take job back.” (true story by the way)
elk grove high school is part of township high school district #214 and is a 4-year public high school. it’s mascot is the grenadiers, and the school colors are forest green, new gold, and white.
elk grove high school is known for its cheerleading squads.

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