Elkhart Central
a high school in elkhart, indiana that is full of pregnant sk-nks, wiggers, and stoners. it also has a wonderful graduation rate of 58%. the new york times called this school a “dropout factory”. probably the most ghetto school in northern indiana. every sport at this school sucks. football team goes 2-7 every year and the basketball team goes 6-17 every year.
kid 1 – dude what are you doin tonight?
kid 2 – i don’t know, probably gettin high.
kid 1 – elkhart central sucks dude we should go to memorial.
kid 2 – f-ck memorial
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