ELMO The Penis
elmo the p-n-s – is the name of the only real human p-n-s in the only p-n-s museum, located in iceland – www.phallus.is
elmo is huge, is complete with t-st-cl-s, and was donated by an american while still living.
elmo the p-n-s is the primary specimen in the world’s only p-n-s museum, located in iceland. elmo the p-n-s came from america, but is one of iceland’s tourist attractions!
elmo the p-n-s is a really big p-n-s.
if you know someone who has an elmo p-n-s, they are very unique and very well endowed.
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