Elpresador
a condition that affects middle aged men who live in there grandmothers bas-m-nt and has to ask permission to borrow the car. suffers from mild to severe mental illness. is a leader of men…who’s i.q. is in the range of 67-74.
i saw a fat 42 year old man driving down my street. he was screaming incoherently to himself while looking at his phone. it was later revealed to me that he suffers from elpresador
the beast himself. you can find elpresador in his natural habitat knocking down trees, beasting groundhogs, and not giving a flying f-ck.
clap clap clap clap… f-ck!! – the elpresador’s mating call
best youtube commentator that there is , provides the beastscribers with golden entertainment and exposes the little b-tches.
i had a bad day and then i watched a elpresador commentary, now i’m laughing my f-cking -ss off
the name for a white man who sounds like a black man. also a guy who has entertaining gaming commentaries on youtube
“look at that dumb-ss”
“beastin'”
“i could write a f-cking novel in the time it takes this motherf-cker to reload ”
—yep, thats el presador
a youtube commentator whose content, much like his hair, has grown thin.
friend 1: have you been watching elpresador’s videos lately?
friend 2: nope.
a term for a 40 year old h-m-s-xual man who does nothing but plays video games.
stay in school kids or you’ll end up like elpresador
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