Elsasser


that guy who sits in his mocs and melts girls hearts by playing gee-tar which makes them wet their pants. also known as a s-xual manuever where he rails her from behind while playing the harmonica.
oh man! can you believe the epic els-sser that happened last night night? she got owned!

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