Elsmere
town in northern delaware, just outside of wilmington. it’s exactly one square mile, surrounded by a creek which is used as its boundry. although it is small in size it has its own police department, with some really good looking officers and some crazy ones. has recently become ground zero for the illegal immigrant infestation. which has invited gangs from neighboring larger cities. which gives the town a bad name. the center of town is the fire house and the wawa.
person 1: where are you from?
person 2: i’m from e-town?
person 1: the f-ck is that?
person 2: its elsmere.
sh-t hole just south of wilmington delaware, known for many mexican immigrants and mexican immigrant hating white people. the town is corrupt and the police force incompetent, the main attraction is the new fire hall conveniently located within 5 miles of at least 6 other fire halls.
i’m going to elsmere for vacation, i guess i’ll bring my gas mask.
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