elton john
absolutely amazing and talented musical genious. personally my favourite singer since i was 4. just so happens to be a h-m-s-xual, but that does not affect his awesome skills! everyone get a copy of “your song” right now!
person 1: wow! elton john kicks -ss
person 2: no way! that guy is a f-g
person 1: shuttup dude, elton rocks
person 2: hey you’re right, this cat kicks -ss.
one of the greatest musicians ever. criticized by closed minded idiots because of his s-xuality. has made awesome songs like “rocket man” and “tiny dancer”. elton john rocks.
elton john sung rocket man. ’nuff said.
sir elton john= brilliant. with both great music and a powerful stage show, he is one of the greatest musicians to ever live. with hits such as “your song”, “candle in the wind” and “can you feel the love tonight”. he was born in 1947 and went big in 1970 with the alb-m “elton john”. he is still making music today and is as popular as ever.
“the elton john version of piano man would beat the cr-p out of billy joel’s.”
sir elton hercules john (noun)
legendary 20th century recording artist. known for his talents as a pianist and vocalist, flamboyancy (large, colorful gl-sses and right earring), and hits such as “tiny dancer”, “levon”, and “your song”. wrote songs primarily in the 70’s and 80’s with songwriter and longtime companion bernie taupin. usually acompanied onstage with original guitarist davy johnston and drummer nigel olsson, and a yamaha cfiiis concert grand piano. often compared to billy joel, but far superior.
“dude why arent you going to the green day concert tonight”
“because im going to the elton john concert”
reginald kenneth dwight “elton john”. is an amazingly talented piano player. he is highly respected by millions. others choose to hate him, because he is a h-m-s-xual. personally, i don’t think that his s-xual orientation effects his talent to play the piano. everyone knows atleast one famous elton john song; elton john is a legend.
some songs by elton john are, your song, candle in the wind, circle of life, rocket man, tiny dancer. just to name a few.
a very talented musician. incredibly funny. a very important presnce in today’s music. been around since 1970 and is still here!
elton john is a fantastic piano diva
elton john is one of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now h-m-, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing
goth. elton john sucks
me (with gun). no you suck, f-ck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth’s stomach)
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