Elverth
a behemoth of a man! elverths are the largest humans known to mankind. the epitemy of ‘giant’. they are dark, cruel, and unjust…though secretly quite p-ssive. elverths are naturally drawn to other members of the male s-x. they wear all black everything and enormous boots. elverths have no loyalty, they are only interested in benefiting themselves. elverths will one day enslave all humans named andrew.
look out andrew, there is an elverth behind that mountain!
elverth throughly enjoys ‘man love thursdays’.
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- Shoeping
to go shopping for shoes – “hey jack, do you want to go shoeping? i want to get those nikes i was telling you about” – “yeah sure” the act of defecating excrement in some ones shoe. last night we got so drunk we went shoeping in my friends closet.
- Pstash
personal stash, can be of anything, usually referring to drugs. k-fly-“i’m all out of weed, i’m feinding!” broseph-“what happened to your last gram?” k-fly-“sold that sh-t cuh” broseph-“n-gg- you never sell your pstash!”
- shomed
to be sherlock holmes-ed. you have a big secret but someone somewhere has managed to find out anyway, through the use of awesome detective skills. nigel jokingly asks anna whether she slept with her boyfriend’s best mate. she replied with “yes nigel, please please please don’t tell anyone”. anna just got shomed.
- shoozon
the shoes on ones feet. let me get my shoozon. he has a hardon for shoozon. wipe off those shoozon before you come in.
- shortcomings
a deficiency, a flaw, an imperfection, fault, often concealed that impairs soundness. thank you for everything despite of my shortcomings you are still there to support me. they share that character flaw of arrogance. a premature -j-c-l-t–n. he frequently suffers from shortcomings.