emanism
the religion of the shiny people. anybody can be an emanist, as long as they’re shiny. emanism bases it’s beliefs on having a high respect, admiration and love for one’s self, while maintaining a love for others, especially other emanists. emanism has no clear g-d, just the worship of self.
guy 1: hey, i’m thinking of converting to emanism, what you think?
guy 2: yeah man do it! i’m am emanist, and i’ve felt better about myself ever since. i love me!
a religion with three main gods, where the earth is the scripture and bon-bo chimps are worshipped beings
peasant: dude, what the h-ll’s emanism?
glorified one: it means you’re less significant than a monkey, you’re living on a book and if you don’t join, you will reborn as a dandelion
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