loves wine and wild nights.brilliantly funny and gorgeously tan. more than likely one crazy asian lady with a drawer full of chopsticks
i’ve got me a embai.
that’s one fine embai you have there.
adult child sucking her mothers breast for comfort my daughter wasneeting with me today because she needed comforting.
a substance similar to a drug, but less focused. meaning it is like a weak drug,. man those drygs felt pretty weak
when you and your friends talk in multiple groupchats. if we’re cheating on ourselves with ourselves isn’t that like chatcest?
- burrito exit
used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during s-xting. after someone asks for your pic, reply with, “so sorry, i smell my burrito burning in the microwave, i must attend to it…” was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again? […]
neyimiah is the worlds rarest human bean that you will find. neyimiah is an attractive person. so attractive you can’t get mad at him. neyimiah is the hottest person ever the girls love him. girl: omg did you see when neyimiah was funny in cl-ss other girl:yea he’s totes hot like omg