Embir


a being made entirely out of flame, known for its rather fragile temper, as well as its smaller servants who serve it known as embirae. it often takes the form of a burning woman, which travelers often reach their demise due to calling it a “flame b-tch” to its face, or attempting to seduce it.
don’t p-ss off the embir. at best, she’ll leave you with your clothes burned off. at worst, you will be the main course of her private barbecue.

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