Embracing Your Inner Charlie Sheen
to do c-ke.
“hey kids, what are you doing?!”
“oh, hi mr. daniel’s. we’re just embracing our inner charlie sheen.”
“oh…do you think i could have any of that?”
bob-“yesterday i saw someone doing c-ke. i’m like, ‘are you embracing your inner charlie sheen?'”
bob2- what he say?
bob- he shot me.
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