emergency jerk
you had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. your b-lls are so sore that you cannot think straight. you jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.
i was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. i was so sore that sleeping was impossible. i sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.
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