emeril lagasse
man who knows how to kick food up a notch
as i was walking the streets last night i mistakenly ran into a strange man named emeril lag-sse
when you are about to -j-c-l-t- and a girl is giving you head, you tell her “let’s spice it up a notch” and she will get confused and before she can do anything, do a pelvic thrust and yell “bam!”
“i think a fractured my girlfriends jaw while giving her the emeril lag-sse”
similar affects as a donkey punch, but in this instance instead of punching the person, you throw a hand full of pepper in their face to get them to sneeze and get that tightening affect. for full experience yell bam!
when having -n-l s-x and you’re about to climax, grab a hand full of pepper and throw it in your partners face and yell bam. as, they sneeze their -n-s will tighten and highten the pleasure. emeril lag-sse should be perfomed at own risk.
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