Emerson Spartz


the brilliant, witty and ill-strious creator of mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-hp hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for harry potter fans. is also very good-looking. also met j.k. rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. may be considered a g-d by some. is a master at singing the notre dame fight song. opresses delusional shippers.
during an interview with rowling herself, emerson spartz commented rather hysterically that harry/hermione shippers were “delusional” several times, to which rowling chuckled…

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