EMF
epic mega fail – used when someone fails so much at something that you cannot just simply call them a failure but you must call them an “epic mega failure”.
person a: m8,, i jst got an kill
person b: making you 1-76.
person c: lol, wow. emf.
a pretty big gang in alot of areas!el monte flores!
stupid f-ggot wannabe”hey foo where you from!”
og gangster”hey puta, te voy a matar pinche culero!this is emf panocha!”
electro magnetic fields- the numbers that show if there is paranormal activity. for example, if the number indicates that an emf reading is high (i.e, 8.9), it means there is a certain sure of paranormal activity
taps members steve & brian on the sci-fi channel most of the time get high emf readings
one hit wonder who’s song “unbelieveable” was stuck in everyone’s head all through the ’90s. emf stands for “epsom mad funkers” according to the band, but outraged elderly women swear it stands for “-something- mother f-ckers.”
person 1: “yo, i totally have emf stuck in my head! ‘you’re unbelieveable…oohh!!'” -begins to drill through skull.-
excuse my french
“f-ck you b-tch.” oh sorry, emf!
ethnicity / married / looking for
a continuation of asl
basically asking for more specific details about a person
girl: asl
boy: 20 / m / usa
girl: emf
boy: white / single / a gooood time 😉
like suck my d-ck (smd) but eat my f-nny (emf)
guy: smd hoe!
girl: no, emf bro!
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