Emily Maguire


emily maguire is the producer for the dave, sh-lly, and chainsaw show on 100.7 jack fm in san diego. she is insanely hot and is allergic to getting laid. she has an incredible box and will pry it open for any listener who asks her to do it. unfortunately, it’s not the one men want to get access to.

she made a list of 30 things she wanted to do before she turned 30 and apart from a few of those things accomplished; she failed miserably.
if there is a g-d above, emily maguire will throw caution to the wind and throw me a shot.

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