emlen is a rare and amazing find. if you ever meet one keep him close to you for he is loving and kind. his p-ssion for running is unfound, he runs like a gazelle in the heat of the sun. he is able to talk fluently in french and woo the women with ease. his eyes twinkle…his smile warm…. and gentle.
guy # 1: wow did you see that guy running like the wind? guy # 2: yea that must of been an emlen!
ɪmˈpastəʊ/ noun art a painting technique of laying on paint thickly so that it stands out from a surface impasto is a painting technique
a mirg is someone who has an unhealthy obsession with anime, a more potent word than “weeaboo”. example: – “hey man, have you seen that new kid? he’s such a mirg” “oh, yeah i know him, he’s the one with the sakura body pillow!”
- bending your paper
the act of bending your d-ck while having a m-ssive b-n-r “be careful when bending your paper. you don’t want to giver her a black eye.”
- toke it up
when people want to smoke a marijuana bowl. guy: “hey let’s toke it up? ” girl: “i’m down p-ss that shiet.” to start a blow of weed or joint etc. guy1 why r u just holdin it man guy2 i dont know guy1 than toke it up man guy2 ok
your beloved nickname for your cat that takes a sh-t every morning at the absolute worst time so that you get to enjoy the smell of their horrid stench throughout your morning routine but you still love them anyway so you call them kittensh-ttin. oh man, kittensh-ttin took a real bad one this morning. i […]