Emmaus Highschool


it’s the sn-bby kids school. the sophmores are hot as h-ll, freshmen spoiled as f-ck. freshmen wear more heels than my mom does. and the juniors and seniors are actually sort of normal. they pop their collars and they use their daddys money to buy pot. the boys wear pink polos and about 75% of the school is preppy. the bigger the holes are in your jeans, the cooler you are. the drama is unbearable.
they throw mad hot parties, though.

they only had the prada bag i wanted in white and i needed it in black………..

i think i’ll go slit my wrists now.

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