Emmett Cherry Festival
a carnival with about 15 rides that visits emmett, idaho the second full week in june. it’s just about the most exciting thing that happens all summer. a wristband costs $20 bucks and you can ride rides all day. the tickets they sell are a rip off. i think everyone would agree that the zipper, kamikazee, and the ali baba are the best rides there. it’s normally pretty fun.
“the emmett cherry festival was the highlight of my whole summer!”
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