emo card
an emo card is short for ’emotional card’, which can be two things.
a: a really sentimental card, either snail mail or ecard.
b: a metaphorical card that some pulls out to manipulate others in games of personal psychological warfare; a way of manipulating people using emotional tools. an emo card is an emotional tool.
a: oh nice. joe b-tthead just sent me a big emo card telling me how fabulous i am. too bad he addressed it to the wrong person!
b: leticia lonelyme saw she was not getting her way with mr. couldgivead-mn, so she brought out her emo card, and did a very convincing weeping moment. five minutes later, she was smiling inside as mr c. gave in and did what she wanted. (hey, use your imagination folks, this is a family channel. sort of.)
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