emo punk bitch


1) any punk emo b-tch who takes the definitions on urban dictionary. com seriously. 2) anyone that cuts themselves and cries into their scarf in july. 3) anyone who thinks anyone else gives a sh-t about what emo really is or where the f-ck it comes from. no one cares… seriously.
average dude: emo people are p-ss-es who can’t get laid and cry about it while wearing a scarf in a heat wave and listening to dashboard on their ipod while driving their f-gio scooters around.

emo punk b-tch: actually… thats not what emo is at all. dashboard is actually a scremo old school post modern f-gcore, not real emo, which actually came about in the early 90’s when some punk rocker’s girlfriend cut his b-lls off and left him for a metal head, so he decided to cry about it and write a song…. no one f-cking cares you emo tw-t.

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