Emo Vampire Kid


that one depressed kid at your school who sits in the dark, wears black, and thinks he’s a vampire
joe1: -looks at dark corner- who’s that?
joe2: oh, thats the emo vampire kid
joe1: wait, he’s a vampire?
joe2: no, he just thinks he is, thats what separates him from the rest of the emos.

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