emocd
to obsessively check your email for responses to emails you send to others.
rick: “that girl i met the other day isn’t emailing me back.”
jay: “well, when did you email her?”
rick: “ten minutes ago, but i’ve already checked four times and there’s no response. she must not be into me.”
jay: “man, you’re emocd.”
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