emoetry
the poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle cl-ss teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. and by individuality, i mean comforming to the emo stereotype.
1. “my wrists now a river of blood
my tears a forlorn ship
drowning, sinking
through the crimson abyss
bleeding the pain away
my deep soul brooding
yet death’s whisper
stays so far away…”
“enough of this emoetry, lets go to hottopic!”
emo+poetry=emoetry. a term for self-centered emo poetry that isn’t really worth reading.
my lastest work of emoetry:
lyk no1 understandz meh
and i s1t in da bl0ody roses
crying blo0dy em0 tearz
cutcutcutcut
bluddy roses
cutcutcutcut
im s0 em0
em0t3ar
combination of the words emo and poetry and used in online slang talk where saying “emo poetry” is too much of a mouthful.
“dude, you write depressing emoetry!”
“that’s some f-cking dark emoetry you made!”
those sh-tty poems emo pr-cks write about how much their life sucks, even though it really doesnt.
the knife cuts,
the world darkens,
and i cry alone,
cuz my 2 week girlfriend
left me.
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