Emok
an emo star wars fan. someone who is both incredibly depressing and a large star wars nerd. literally, it’s a portmanteau of “emo” and “ewok.”
after stephen’s girlfriend broke up with him, he stayed indoors all weekend refusing to talk to anyone and watching all three movies in the original star wars trilogy. his friends accused him of being an emok.
n.
someone who tries too hard to be emo; a wannabe emo.
serena’s such an emok; i saw her wearing a pink dress at kim’s party.
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