emom


(ee-mah-m) noun.

1) a woman who has children and therefore has no right being “emo” but does so anyway to either gain attention of young “hip” people or to find some twisted way of re-living her youth while dealing with her normal everyday life.
emom: hi, suzy. . .yeah i got promise ring tickets for tomorrow night, but i have to find a babysitter unless my son timmy can get a ride with one of his friends after his soccer game.

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