emophilia


-when two diseases are combined together, emo (ignore the pun), and hemophilia.
-an oxymoron, an emo that in fact is a hemophiliac would be redundant, in the sense that the general conception is that emos slit their wrists, or make themselves bleed. hemophilia is the disease were your blood doesn’t clot, so essentially, an emo that is also a hemophiliac would be redundant, because they would bleed to death
-an alternative rock band founded in sioux lookout on, canada, by levi sayers(b-ss),bobby siemens(guitar), jesse bradley(guitar),and thomas bent(drums), now known as kimo abe
the mother and father could not believe that they had not noticed there son’s condition, which upon his death they found was emophilia
a word used to describe the love of emo boys/girls.
a love of the emotional and depressed comunity sometimes called a emo fetish. commonly found in emo’s and scene kids of any gender, emos are a large group where gender does not define whether it is ok to have s-xual intercourse with each other, so hence this fetish is shared by the whole community.

first boy: “look it’s james”
second boy: “so it is, he’s a strange boy”
first boy: “i know he is, he wont do a chav or grunger”
second boy: “yes he must have emophilia”
first boy: “i have it too”

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