emoromantic
emoromantic: when two white cl-ss suburbia goth f-cks fall into a seemingly amazing relationship only to determine that their problems of insecurity create a huge f-gdance which indefinitely results in one of two scenarios: group suicide by slitting the wrists the wrong way(across the road and not down the tracks) or a #1 song on trl done by a band who looks like the backstreet boys but with more eyeliner and f-ggier looking tattoos.
hitler and eva brauns emoromantic behavior was the downfall of the third reich and the rise of david h-sslehoff’s historic rock stardom.
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