Emory Goggles
1. the distortion of a male emory undergraduate student’s perception of the opposite s-x.
2. automatically raises a girl’s looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
disillusioned freshman: “wow i have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at emory.”
seasoned frat brother: “no problem bud, time to put on those emory goggles.
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