emotional boner


when the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a b-n-r. often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.
girl: baby you really are the love of my life.

girl: are you hard?!

guy: sorry, it’s an emotional b-n-r.
noun- that feeling that you get when you are head over heels over someone. or whenever you are emotionally charged usually involving a significant other.
i have so much chemistry with this boy and he knows where to touch me. he gives me an emotional b-n-r.

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