emotional chilli
the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. the vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.
i scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.
i came home and the place reeked of puke. it looked like emotional chilli from my ex. wtf? a kazoo?
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