ability to identify emotions in self and others. something corinne on the bachelor apparently didn’t have.
taylor: she’s so dumb, i had to define emotional intelligence to her.
a headucator is a female teacher who is so skilled in the ancient art of d-ck sucking that she could teach a cl-ss about it. karen gave me the most amazing bl-wj-b last night that i came twice! she should change careers and be a headucator instead of a paralegal.
- texas salad
the act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that b-tch yo melissa had the best texas salad i’ve ever tasted
- pig ring
a septum piercing, which looks similar to that seen on a large pig or steer. often accompanied with a vapid instagram account with thousands of followers, an over-inflated amount of self-esteem, and in some cases technicolor hair. “she looked great from behind – but when i saw that pig ring on her face i didn’t […]
then act of mimicking a german phrase. unimportant person: how was i being to do that? twitching, deranged psychopath: gugenschlagen meegan fraagen. unimportant person 2: i am also here, i wanted to be on the website. peter: shut up, meg.
- flat pedals
the type of pedal used by inferior cyclists that think there cool but in reality are much slower and are afraid of being attached to their bike because they suck “flat pedals win medals” “make sure you never ask me to ride with you again”