ability to identify emotions in self and others. something corinne on the bachelor apparently didn’t have.
taylor: she’s so dumb, i had to define emotional intelligence to her.
a headucator is a female teacher who is so skilled in the ancient art of d*ck sucking that she could teach a cl*ss about it. karen gave me the most amazing bl*wj*b last night that i came twice! she should change careers and be a headucator instead of a paralegal.
- texas salad
the act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that b*tch yo melissa had the best texas salad i’ve ever tasted
- pig ring
a septum piercing, which looks similar to that seen on a large pig or steer. often accompanied with a vapid instagram account with thousands of followers, an over-inflated amount of self-esteem, and in some cases technicolor hair. “she looked great from behind – but when i saw that pig ring on her face i didn’t […]
then act of mimicking a german phrase. unimportant person: how was i being to do that? twitching, deranged psychopath: gugenschlagen meegan fraagen. unimportant person 2: i am also here, i wanted to be on the website. peter: shut up, meg.