emotional metal


a term whiney little emo kids use about their whiney little emo bands to try and -ssociate themselves with metal in order to look cooler.
emo kid: hey, i love emotional metal bands!
metalhead: there’s no such thing. now p-ss off and stop -ssociating yourself with metal to try and impress your poseur friends.

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