Empathighs


masculine. the automatic act of slamming shut one’s thighs when witnessing another male get whacked in the nuts.
“oh, man! when i saw that guy get hit in the nuts with the baseball bat i totally empathighsed.
the memory of s-x and the silkiness of a woman’s body. the ability to almost feel what others are feeling when you haven’t had a feel for ages.
i’ve given up using p-rn, i now rely solely on my ability to empathighs; so tell me some juicy gossip

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