Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus
see: stephen harper
self-appointed emperor of canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in canada, destroyer of nations…starting with our own!
while telling the canadian people that he does not support private prisons, emperor harperius mandatorius minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.
building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable…despite the cost to canada and it’s people.
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