Emperor penguin
1.a strong, futile and secretive creature which spends a lifetime in antarctica in sub-zero temperatures just to prove to the world that it is hard.
2. the ruler of all penguins
3. a formidable opponent
4. a penguin special forces soldier which has plans to take-over the entire world
5. a master of “hide and seek”. a notable emperor penguin being “osama bin laden”
galapagos penguin: “here is your fish your lord
emperor penguin: ” it’s not cooked properly b-tch get me another fish”
galapagos penguin: “no”
emperor penguin: “i am the emperor penguin i command you to get me another fish!!”
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