emphutae


emphutae is a code word for going p–p or cr-p. however, it is most often used in -ssociation with ‘diahrea’ or bad indegestion.

(em foo tay)
“oh man, i just had to emphutae, i feel so much better now”

(pointing at toilet) “emphutae!”

“go ahead, i don’t give an emphutae!”

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