Empire Records


empire records was made in the late 90’s. starring liv tyler and renee zellwegger (now both high payed actresses) it is about a record store that grows on everyone. the main story in the movie is being able to keep the store. in the end – i’m not giving it away.
hey, look – empire records is on – let’s bake some magic brownies.
my absolute fave movie ever, one you can watch over and over in a row. the people you want to work with and the place you want to work at. if you haven’t seen it you are seriously missing out.
lucas:i think it’ll be alright, joe.
joe:what makes you think that?
lucas:who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear!
the best movie ever made. with ethan embery as mark.
me:let’s go open a record store!

you: yeah, it will be cool just like empire records!
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2. the act or an instance of defecating.

3. diarrhea.

4. 1. something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable. 2. a mean or contemptible person.

5. a narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.

6. things; items.

7. foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.

8. insolent talk or behavior.

9. trouble or difficulty.

10. a small or worthless amount: he doesn’t know sh-t.
man, i’d rather watch small soldiers than empire records

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