Employee Discount


1. (noun) a discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don’t work there.

2. (noun) a discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to compet-tors.
1. cashier: “what do you think? 15% or 20%?”
friend: “i’d say 20%.”

2. cashier: “you work over there and you’re not using your employee discount from them?”
-compet-tion worker: “no, even with the discount it’s still cheaper here.”

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