Empty Tango


the act of two females making love… equipment obviously not included.

circa 1953.

what is presently referred to as: wow her with my awesomeness
window-peeper: i heard back in the fifties your grandmother got drunk and did the empty tango with pocky’s kinfolk.

spoon-licker: what can i say it was the fifties and she needed a college rec.

sheep-cote clod: i wish i could har-ss some sheep. if only it wasn’t for my stiff peg-legs -looks down sadly-.

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