Emtard
the general cl-ssification of people who work for embarq. using a cross between the name of the company, and the word r-t-rd, this term was sp-wned.
i just got of the phone with an emtard.
their whole office is full of emtards.
that person is really emtarded.
a little p-b-scent r-t-rd who likes stupid eminem. a jr high school or middle school dork who says `yo`, wears baseball caps on backwards, thinks eminem songs which talk about beating women in the face and have lyrics about slitting the throat of a child are “really cooool.“ a raptard that writes “eminem“ all over his or her school notebooks, and claims marshall mathers is a lyrical genius, but spells it “lyricle genious“. a fanboy of gay-unit. – (or an adult that acts like the mindset of such a 13year old raptard.)
“yo. wasup. eminem is duh gratest liricle genious evah!(sic) he rockzzzzs!“
(actually he raps; eminem does not have the capability to sing or play any musical instrument, so he cant rock, but an emtard doesn`know this.)
“he`soooo real! he says just what i feeel! emanem is dah bom!(sic) i love him! ur just jellous“-an emtard-
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