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• Eating House

  the superior alternative to sororities. rather than having to suck up to the members, they have to suck up to you so you’ll elect to join their house. also known as “eating club.” can be found at davidson college (rusk, warner, turner, connor), princeton university, etc. person 1: do you think you’re going to join […]

• Fucking Dutch

  adjective used to describe something extremely positive (1) or negative (2). 1. this food is sooo f-cking dutch, i’m nutting. 2. that f-cking dutch c-nt just threw a d-mn bread stick at me!

• fumgruncher

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• Facebook paranoia

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