Emzazemzalies


an uber hottie who watchesreally cool hbo shows at 3 in the morning with her besties and doesn’t wear shirts under hr sweatshirts. she is always takign the lightning bugs pillows and she almost never sleeps. she takes her friends clothes and never gives them back. she plays life at three in them morning in lightning bugs bas-m-nt. she sounds like a squirrell when she’s excited. she has coined quite a few catch phrases, and always makes everyone have a good time. she has a son with the lightning bug named oliver carson van finn. she is all around awesome.
timmy: i like red high heeled shoes.
lightning bug: so do i!!!!
emzazemzalies: stop being like timmy, lightning bug! he hates it when you act like him! it’s so annoying!
lily: i’m sorry! stop being sucha emzazemzalies!
emzazemzalies: let’s play life and watch an hbo doc-mentary!
lily: okay.
timmy: bye.

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