encare
the f-cking sweetest sh-t for banging your girlfriend ever. instead of sh-tty painful condoms that tear and cause you to have lots of babies spewing out of her crotch, you shove this little pill in her v-g-n- and in about 10 minutes shes all gooey and it stops your j-z from impregnating her -ss. condoms are for f-cksticks like you. it owns.
my girlfriend uses encare every day, and so should yours dude.
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