encyclopedia metallum
the refuge of thrash and death-thrash fanboys from the 80’s; typically hates 90’s metal which they label “groove” metal/”post thrash” their no. 1 object of hate is pantera or metallica or any commercially successful band from the 80’s. a typical encyclopedia metallum imbecile abides by the following: anything that is fast, chaotic or technical or un-listenable is considered metal while anything that has any semblance of melody, variety or is not fast enough is considered not metal enough. frankly, i don’t understand why speed should be such a godd-mn issue, i want feeling and excitement in my music, if you want speed, watch the grand prix for f-ck’s sake
a bunch of -sswipes who cannot fathom why
typical encyclopedia metallum zombie: pantera’s far beyond driven is total sh-t, i give it 0%
me: you’re wrong, fbd is such a godly alb-m
typical encyclopedia metallum zombie: it has nothing but groove, it’s not a real thrash alb-m!
me: who cares? it’s good music
typical encyclopedia metallum zombie: i tell you it sucks, it ain’t worth sh-t.
me: can you name any songs from fbd aside from the obvious mtv sh-t (5 minutes alone, i’m broken) to ill-strate your point that it’s sh-t?
typical encyclopedia metallum zombie: let me see…uh huh, uh huh, i guess i forgot the songs in there (embarr-ssed laugh)
me: you make me sick, how could you say it sucks when you haven’t listened to the alb-m in the first place you little sh-t?
typical encyclopedia metallum zombie: i guess it’s because it’s the “in” thing to hate on pantera…
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